I hope it’s true that:
: the universe is ever expanding.
: the hole in the ozone layer really is shrinking.
: the very clear vision I see of my son living a long and luscious life comes to fruition.
: troops will really pull out of Iraq by 2011.
: pensions and social security will still be around when people need them.
: sitings of the Virgin Mary are really sitings of THE Virgin Mary.
: Michael Jackson didn’t do it.
: Jim Morrison is still alive, and Leonard Cohen will keep touring.
: I can come back for another life if I choose to be an earthling again, or I can hang out in a new dimension and just assist from the cosmic sidelines.